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For years I thought I had the creepiest uncle on earth. His name is Uncle Gary but I call him Unc for short. By now everybody has heard the story about his special tool shed, and everybody knows that I don't care for my Uncle Gary. He's a trouble-maker and a liar and a drunk.

But then I saw the movie Napoleon Dynamite. I could relate to it very much. Napoleon was quite a character just as I am. And he too had an uncle, his Uncle Rico. So I thought I should write down a comparison between my Uncle Gary and Napoleon's Uncle Rico. This is my comparison. I hope you like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Back in '82:

 

  Could throw a pigskin a quarter mile  

Was the foremost Neil Diamond impersonator

 

 

Favorite Cut of Meat:

 

  Steak  

Spare Ribs

 

 

Car:

 

 

Dodge Prospector Van - Santana Edition

 

   Gay looking Buick with landau roof
 

Interests

 

 

Football, Time Travel, Nylon Polymer

 

  Not much
 

Outdoors:

 

  Rico's van that he camps in the field  

Gary's Special Tool Shed

 

 

Looks legit because:

 

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Has some real nice name tags, all laminated with his picture and what not

 

. Looks and sings exactly like the incomparable Neil Diamond.
 

Likes:

 

 

 

1982

 

The Neil Diamond pro-immigration anthem "Coming To America"

 

 

Dislikes:

 

  Throwing crap at his van  

Foreigners & Ethnics

 

 

Throws steak at:

 

  Napoleon  

Atari Joe

 

 

Looking for:

 

  His soulmate  

His hearing aid

 

 

Secret Shame:

 

 

Making video tapes of himself throwing passes to the wind

 

   What happens in the Tool Shed stays in the Tool Shed

 

 

 


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