ATARI's Nolan Bushnell asks...
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME???

Maybe you should take a fine look at
The Ladies of ATARI

Are you looking to have a good time tonite with a lovely lady or three? Are you tired of wasting money on women who don't give you what you want, aren't fun, dont give back, or just dont have much class? Well then may I suggest taking a good look at the Ladies of Atari? They were made to be played. Our fine ladies have been delighting players such as yourself since the fall of 1977 and still continue to pleasure players today. With over 30 years experience, our ladies know just how to treat players like ourselvs. So why dont you take a peruse around the bottom of the page and see if any of our ladies catch your eye? I'm sure you will find one very attractive.

 

The Lean & Agile MARIA Maria is the choice of the true player. A slender woman, Maria packs a big powerful punch with an agile range of abilities, playing just about every game that all of the other ladies play, plus more. Players like myself love Maria because she is simple, agreable, slender, and fun to spend time with. Shes always up for a good time!

The Petite BONNIE Bonnie is a petite little thing, the smallest of our ladies by far. Shes a young girl, the grand daughter of Stella. Bonnie can do almost everything Stella can and more. She posseses the same qualities and the powerful punch that Stella boasts, but Bonnie does it with more style in a small little package that any player would find attractive. But be easy on her, she's a delicate lady.

The Uncomparable STELLA She's an oldie but a goodie. The maddam of the ladies, Stella is an aging woman, but she can still hold her own. Many players are attracted to Stella's nostalgic style, which remind them of player's times from back in the day. Stella was there in the begining and has been around longer than the rest of our women, so Stella has lots and lots of good experience for the players to enjoy. If Bonnie is'nt your type you may want to consider an evening with Stella. She can please any player.

The Heafty PAM I'f you're into BIG girls, then this is the lady for you. Pam is a heafty woman, but she's still a real lady. Pam is an individual and she has her own line of games in mind to play. While she plays games just like all of the other ladies, she brings her own individual style to it. Pam is friendly and has lots of little places to hide things. But Pam can be confusing, hard to control, and at times even frusterating. But for some of us, thats half the fun, eh? Pam has lots of power and lots of style, especially for those of us who prefer larger women who pose a challenge to control.

 

Our ladies are here to play...

When times get tough and women just aren't treating you right, then maybe it's time to consider spending an evening with one of the lovely ladies of Atari. So pick one out and bring her into your home for a lifetime of enjoyable playtime. We can have the lady of your choice to your house within the week if you call soon, so give us a ringy-dingy and we will do whatever is required to satisfy your tastes. So give us a call 24hrs a day at...

651.462.2500